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The six best Base Jumpers of the Universe have gathered to challenge for the Championship title. Stretch your reflexes to the limit to be the first.
You are, I don’t know, some sort of bomb thing, I guess. A bomb thing with a deep and death-defying love of base jumping. The object is to jump as quickly as possible, and deploy your parachute as late as possible, so you’re not the last bomb to hit the ground. Of course, if you wait too long before hitting the parachute button, you hit the ground at rather too fast a speed to be completely healthy for a creature already inclined to explode. If you deploy too early, you’ll float to the ground later than all your bomb-kin, and explode anyway.
Have fun!